Holy contractions, Batman

So, I wouldn't suggest going to see a movie like Batman: Dark Knight at 26 weeks pregnant. It's not the movie - it was a good movie. But theater sound systems are loud. And babies hear things like explosions and gunfire through bellies. I wrapped my arms around where I think his ears are. Plus, those seats are not comfortable for pregnant women. I had to get up at one point and when I came back, I chose to sit on the stairs instead of getting back in that seat. Neither the noise nor the seats helped with the little contractions I seem to have now. I'm sticking to home movies 'til this boy is out.