26 week vent

So, it's been a pretty easy pregnancy so far. Not that I know anything about it, but in general, I've been living a normal life. Not much to complain about and it has been exciting and even enjoyable along the way.

But you know, I'm getting larger. As of today, we have 14 weeks left on this journey. And did I mention I am getting larger? As a result, it is hard to do things like stand up or sit on the floor. I don't sleep well at ALL. I have heartburn daily. There is a constant poking sensation in my ribs, particularly on the left. My hips hurt. My back hurts. There is no getting away with wearing non-maternity clothes anymore. I officially would like to spend the next 3 months lying on the couch watching makeover shows and eating cookies out of the box. Ok, I think that is all. Thanks for listening.