In the first of a serious of spurious gender prediction tests, we bring you the detailed vision of Madame Zaritska. From a website. I told "her" my favorite color (green), the number of rings I wear (one), what time of day I was born (night), the weather at the time of the reading (i think it was sunny), whether I liked the smell of lavender (no), and what was the last animal I saw (dog). Here is what she miraculously divined from this intimate information...
Madame Zaritska, our resident clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Here she does her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.
What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the morning.
After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some blond hair.
But there is more. Although you may feel tired, your pregnancy will be over before you are truly ready to let go of having this precious baby you have all to yourself. I sense that you will look back and long for these days. I suggest doing something now to preserve some memories of this time. Many women enjoy making a belly cast. Perhaps you would be interested, too.
I have repeated this reading on a few occasions, changing some variables with the weather and my predilection for lavender, and while the length of labor changes (from 4 hrs to 24 hrs, eek) it always predicts a girl with little to no hair and either green or blue eyes.
1 comment:
I have to say, i'm relieved it's a girl. I have a lot of really cute girl clothes already, and would have to have worked harder on the boy togs. i'm also glad it seems to be a standard newborn size. it should fit the items i bought in the correct season. If she can tell you the name, i'll start having things monogrammed...
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